Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
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