Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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