Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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