You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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