If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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