my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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