tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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