break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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