I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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