My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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