I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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