i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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