Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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