Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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