So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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