It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
