Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Randomize
