i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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