it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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