I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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