Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
wow bdsm is so cute
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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