Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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