Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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