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He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Two words: nipple clamps
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