kristin has been a bad kristin
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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