Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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