I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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