I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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