Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Randomize
