jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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