Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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