Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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