the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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