He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
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