found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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