So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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