3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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