hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
