All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
