Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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