She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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