The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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