how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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