guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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