Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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