I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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