i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I puked a lego.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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