Apparently you make a good broom.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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