girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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