walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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